Lois Pennycandy, Krusty the Clown's assistant. Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo. All rights reserved. And didn't ScratchyJunior look happy playing with his dad... until they got run over by the thresher? You'll be connected to a hot party... with the world's most beautiful women. I mean, I've heard of persecution... but what they went through is ridiculous. His father's father-- … Like Father, Like Clown [complete and full] Treehouse of Horror II [complete & full] Lisa's Pony [incomplete & blank/empty] Saturdays of Thunder [incomplete & blank/empty] Flaming Moe's [incomplete & unfixed] Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk [incomplete & blank/empty] I Married Marge [incomplete & blank/empty] Radio Bart [incomplete & blank/empty] I don't even like using the bathroom after you. Does it not say in the Babylonian Talmud... "a child should be pushed aside with the left hand... and drawn closer with the right"? Sweetie, I'm sorry... but Krusty isn't coming to dinner again. I never want... to see you again, you--you clown! Your religion commands... you make up with Krusty. He turned his back on our traditions... on our faith, and on me. F.D. My father tried to extinguish the comedy bug... but it was no use. Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules. Yes. Hey, Krusty, you going to finish... that meat loaf, or what? I never heard the plight of my people... phrased so eloquently. Dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps... but the pull of clowning was too strong. My father was the most respected man... in the Lower East Side of Springfield. Bart, my short, learned friend, the Book ofJoshua says... "You shall meditate on the Torah all day and all night. What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else? Now I know for sure. I always suspected that nothing in life mattered. For the love of God, cut to the commercial! I want a nice sandwich, but theJoey Bishop-- too fatty. Come on. Could you direct me to President Francois Mitterand's table? Ah, heh... That's all the time we have for today. His father was a rabbi. I do a radio call-in show with him... every Sunday night. Bart Simpson.". With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Heh-heh. D'oh! Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Well, okay. Speaking of charity... don't you think it's time you forgave your son? Today's show's going to be... the funniest, side-splittingest cavalcade of--. My son, Herschel... was first in his yeshiva class. I hear breathing, but I don't hear talking. Some people got nothing to do but call and hang up. If you were a musician or a jazz singer... this I could forgive, but this? I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question. Academy Award Playhouse... now returns you to Hercules Versus the Martians. and from Knots Landing, Miss Donna Mills. I got my first laughs at yeshiva... impersonating my father. Yeah. The French government... wants to give me the Legion of Honor? Could you rephrase that as an ethical question? It says the little boy... who never lost faith in you has lost faith in you. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I can't believe that little boy is you, Bart. In that spirit, we bring you Gabbin'About God... sponsored by Ace Religious Supply, where they say... With us once again, our very own three wise men--. in season 6 No. There was one boy who trusted me... all along. Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty the Clown with his father. Bart, I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew. And in order to keep our broadcasting license... we devote Sunday night dead time... to public service shows of limited appeal. The Simpsons Transcript. Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. First of all my real name isn't Krusty the Clown. Where do I receive this prestigious award? Poor Krusty. There are many prominent Jewish entertainers... including Lauren Bacall, Dinah Shore, William Shatner... and Mel Brooks. A rabbi composes, he creates thoughts... he tells stories that may never have happened... but he does not exaggerate. Rabbi, did not a great man say... and I quote, "The Jews are a swinging bunch of people. A man who envies our family... is a man who needs help. I'd like to be serious for a moment, if I may. Reverend Lovejoy... we need you to help us find a rabbi. 03x06 - Like Father Like Clown. Why would they call... if they don't want to talk? Spill your guts. Your pratfalls and punchinello antics... aren't necessary here. Our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights. With all the suffering in the world... do you ever wonder if God really exists? People would come from miles around... to ask his advice. Milhouse, you can come in, and drop the charade. Like Father, Like Clown Directors Jeffrey Lynch Brad Bird Writers Jay Kogen Wallace Wolodarsky Series The Simpsons Season 3 No. Krusty, why don't you tell us what's wrong? Well, we made a terrible, terrible mistake. First of all... my real name isn't Krusty the Clown. "Dear Krusty, this is Bart Simpson... Krusty buddy number I 6302 respectfully returning his badge. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry to inform you... that Krusty will not be joining Bart for dinner. You tell Mr. Saul Bellow... the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist... that I lost my appetite. You'll be the coolest kids in the playground. Like Father, Like Clown is the sixth episode of the third season of The Simpsons. But what if your example encourages others to give? © 2000-2020 Forever Dreaming. Didn't ltchyJunior look happy playing with his father? The jesters.". Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Monsignor Kenneth Daly... and Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. He's like a velvet painting come to life. I hold in my hand the final ax. I'm still not convinced... and this is hardly the time to discuss it. He's like a velvet painting come to life. "At all times let a man be supple as a reed... and not rigid as a cedar.". Get bent. Let's have a warm Krusty welcome for my estranged father... Lenny... a little reconciliation music, if you please. It's Herschel Krustofski. If a son defies his father and chooses a career... that makes millions of children happy... shouldn't the father forgive the son? ♪ Ahh, the Simpsons ♪. Maybe I'm completely upside down on this whole problem. or you'll get such a zetz... that you won't even know what hit you. My dad was a rabbi. Krusty, tell us. They leave a building without people watching it? We'll hit him where it hurts-- right in theJudaica. He'll be so happy, he'll cry in his beard. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge. Homer, maybe you better take Milhouse home. My father would have never suspected a thing... were it not for one rowdy rabbi. You will go to Bart Simpson's for dinner! Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky agreed to parody the 1927 movie The Jazz Singer and establish that Krusty is Jewish. Oh, the best charity is to give and not let other people know. Yes-- for great is the car with power steering... and Dyna-Flo suspension. I got some dynamite stuff from Rabbi Simon Ben-Eliazar. Eloheinu melech ha-olam... ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. How can he hurt someone who loves him so? My old friends, right next to my heart. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 3 E 6 Like Father Like Clown. Krusty, why don't you tell us what's wrong? Episode - 8F05 First Aired - 10/24/1991 In the second (and last) episode directed by … It's all the kids talk about on Monday at school. But I hate missing schnapps night at the Friars Club. But the great thing is after thousands of years... of holding on and fighting... they finally made it.". Yes, it's just that saying the Brucha brings back... a lot of painful memories. Just get us another bowl of complimentary pickles. Directed by Brad Bird, Jeffrey Lynch. Great, we came all this way, and it's the wrong guy.
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